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Dec 2023 Cutting Board
Dec 2023 Cutting Board

We’re grading this pass/fail, right? Keep your guests on their toes at your next dinner party with this hilarious wooden cheese board. Make it a set! Snag the ‘Careful What You Eat’ condiment ramekins from the Sass Shop and play your own version of dinner roulette.

Reads: Many have eaten here, few have died

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