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A SUBSCRIPTION FOR SASSHOLES

If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the subscription for you.

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SMARTASS & SASS SUBSCRIPTION

Welcome to the subscription that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to).  We're all about three main things:

  • SHOPPING SMALL

    We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.

  • SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM

    Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).

  • A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS

    We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.

HOW IT WORKS

1. CLICK

Go to our subscription page—we have 3 levels of sass to choose from: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box Subscriptions.

2. CHOOSE

Pick your plan and your price! Subscribe month-to-month, or prepay for 3 or 6 months to get a discount.

3. CHEER!

Your sass ships on the 18th of the month! Do a little dance and share some pics when your goodies arrive.

YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR A** OFF

Treat yourself to a monthly surprise of hilarity that fits your personality.

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WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

CHOOSE A PLAN

S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$15.95
  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BOX* Subscription
$34.95
  • 5-7 full-size items

  • Hilarious brands

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription
$49.95
  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


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SHOP THE STORE

Looking to get your laughs ASAP? Visit our shop to view dozens of items that ship in 1-2 business days.

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Oh Sh/t Kit Box
$38.95
Mama Bear Mini Mailer
$24.95
I Need a Nap Box
$38.95
Boss Babe Box
$38.95
Bite Me Box
$38.95
I Am A Bad/ss Box
$38.95
I Love Me Box
$38.95
Binge Betch Box
$38.95

🙌 Insta sass 🙌