Receive 5-8 full-size products to use while laughing your way through life.
Receive 5-8 full-size products to use while laughing your way through life.
A subscription box for assholes.
We're all about sharing sass, supporting small biz, and getting the stuff subscribers want.
SHOP SMALL
We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.
SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM
Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).
A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS
We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.
SHOP THE SUBS
Watch Unboxing Videos
HOW IT WORKS
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Choose
Cheer!
SH*T PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Usable items created by awesome small businesses.
Each box has 5-8 products made by artists and small businesses we know you’ll love, and we regularly survey subscribers to make sure we’re sending the types of things you want. We hand-pick things like:
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Mugs
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Tote bags
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Hilarious books
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Candles
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Zippered pouches
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Notebooks
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Prints
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Keychains
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Stickers
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Socks
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Pens/Pencils
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And more
SASSY PRODUCTS
We have shirts, totes, office supplies, and more.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
FEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL TEE
HOW YOU DOIN? STICKER
CAFFEINE & CUSS WORDS TEE
GOOD THINGS HARDCOVER NOTEBOOK
THE ONE WITH ALL THE CARDS
GAME (FRIENDS SHOW)
HALF-ASS STICKY NOTES
LIMITED EDITION BOXES
Our limited edition, one-time boxes are filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind. 
These boxes ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
CAT LADY FOR LIFE BOX
I PREFER DOGS OVER PEOPLE BOX
PAST SUBSCRIPTION BOXES
After each month of shipping subscriptions out, we have a few boxes saved over for one-time purchase.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
Female Owned and Operated
Smartass & Sass was created by us—two besties who love to laugh.
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Wedding Crashers
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Ice Cream
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Adventures
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Embarrassing Photos of Ourselves
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'The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.'
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'Four for you Glen Coco! You GO Glen Coco!'
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'F*ck yeah!'
We've been besties for over 25 years. We love laughing. Why not start a biz together?