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OPEN UP A 
BOX OF SASS

Custom shirts and curated boxes full of hilarious, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses.
Receive 5-8 full-size products to use while laughing your way through life.
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A subscription box for assholes.


If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the subscription for you.

NOVEMBER'S THEME IS

I NEED A NAP
Check back here and follow us on social to see next month’s theme. 

<< ORDER BEFORE NOVEMBER 15TH TO GET THE GOODS >>

We're all about sharing sass, supporting small biz, and getting the stuff subscribers want.



SHOP SMALL

We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.

SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM

Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).

A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS

We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.

SHOP THE SUBS

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The S&S Shirt Subscription

Get a sassy, soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Shirts are available in XS-3XL. 

Starts at:

$13.95/mo + shipping 
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The S&S Box Subscription

*Our current sub offering* Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off. 

Starts at:

$32.95/mo + shipping 
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The S&S Big Box Subscription

Includes the same 5-7 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a sassy, soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month. Shirts are available in XS-3XL. 

Starts at:

$45.95/mo + shipping 

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HOW IT WORKS

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Month-to-month or 3-6 months, as low as $13.95/mo

Cheer!

Your goods ship the 16th-18th of each month!

SH*T PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • This month's box was fabulous, I am ready to kick a** next year. I love love love the calendar.
    Mary - Facebook
  • LOVE LOVE LOVE. In case the three "love"s didn't give you a hint, I absolutely LOVE my sass box! This previous month (May) was so on point with everything. This box was truly the sh*t :p
    Michela - CrateJoy
  • S&S knows what I can't live without before I do! Every month is a box full of hilarious, USABLE goodies!
    Karen - Facebook

Usable items created by awesome small businesses.

Each box has 5-8 products made by artists and small businesses we know you’ll love, and we regularly survey subscribers to make sure we’re sending the types of things you want. We hand-pick things like: 

 

 

  • Mugs

  • Tote bags

  • Hilarious books

  • Candles

  • Zippered pouches

  • Notebooks

  • Prints

  • Keychains

  • Stickers

  • Socks

  • Pens/Pencils

  • And more

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SASSY PRODUCTS

We have shirts, totes, office supplies, and more. 
These items ship in 2-3 business days.

Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75! 
Use code FREESHIP at check out.

 

FEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL TEE

  • Seized the Wrong Day Tee

HOW YOU DOIN? STICKER

  • How YOU Doin? Sticker

CAFFEINE & CUSS WORDS TEE

  • Caffeine & Cuss Words Unisex Tee

GOOD THINGS HARDCOVER NOTEBOOK

  • F*cking Awesome Bucket List Book

THE ONE WITH ALL THE CARDS
GAME (FRIENDS SHOW) 

  • Boo You Whore Tumbler

HALF-ASS STICKY NOTES

  • Don

LIMITED EDITION BOXES

Our limited edition, one-time boxes are filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind.  
These boxes ship in 2-3 business days.
 
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75! 
Use code FREESHIP at check out.

CAT LADY FOR LIFE BOX

  • Cat Lady for Life Box

I PREFER DOGS OVER PEOPLE BOX

  • I Prefer Dogs Over People Box

MAMA BEAR MINI MAILER

  • BAMF Bride Box

SAUCY CHEF BOX

  • Saucy Chef Box

PAST SUBSCRIPTION BOXES

After each month of shipping subscriptions out, we have a few boxes saved over for one-time purchase.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.

Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75! 
Use code FREESHIP at check out.

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LADY BOSSES

Female Owned and Operated

Smartass & Sass was created by us—two besties who love to laugh.

Our Favorite Things

  • Wedding Crashers

  • Ice Cream

  • Adventures

  • Embarrassing Photos of Ourselves

Our Favorite Quotes

  • 'The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.'

  • 'Four for you Glen Coco! You GO Glen Coco!'

  • 'F*ck yeah!'

S&S Creators: Abby & Kim

We've been besties for over 25 years. We love laughing. Why not start a biz together?

Join our tribe of smartasses!
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