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A BOX OF SASS

Subscribe to a regular delivery of sarcasm or visit our shop for more immediate laughs.

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Shop dozens of sarcastic items like mugs, candles, notebooks, and more that you need. right. now.

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX

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A SUBSCRIPTION FOR SASSHOLES

If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the subscription for you.

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SMARTASS & SASS SUBSCRIPTION

Welcome to the subscription that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). We're all about three main things:

SHOPPING SMALL
We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.
SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM
Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).
A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS
We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.

JOIN THE SASS SQUAD

HOW IT WORKS

1. CLICK

Go to our subscription page—we have 3 levels of sass to choose from: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box Subscriptions.

2. CHOOSE

Pick your plan and your price! Subscribe month-to-month, or prepay for 3 or 6 months to get a discount.

3. CHEER!

Your sass ships on the 18th of the month! Do a little dance and share some pics when your goodies arrive.

YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR A** OFF

Treat yourself to a monthly surprise of hilarity that fits your personality.

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WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

I cannot get over how wonderful it was and how fast I got my box. Such a great variety of cool items!

LYN

This was my first subscription box and I have to say, it is perfect! The items are fun and original and the t-shirt are really soft and comfy.

AMELIE

Smartass & Sass is the best subscription box! Items that are useful and make me laugh! Perfect for my snarky sense of humor!

SHELLY

I love sharing all this stuff with my salon clients, it’s so much fun and brings so much joy to others. I give it mostly away to share the love all the way around.

JULIE

Absolutely love each box. Not all items are useful to me, but I get so surprise friends & family with lil gifts every so often. Keep up the great work ladies.