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MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass ($100+ value per box).

HOW IT WORKS

1. SELECT A SUBSCRIPTION

Pick one: Shirt-Only, Small Box, Box, or Big Box.

2. CHOOSE A PAYMENT

Pay monthly or save by pre-paying.

3. SIT PRETTY

Subscriptions ship on the 18th of the month.

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SMALL BOX

A fraction of the price, a fraction of the goods, same wholehearted laughs.

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WHAT SASSCRIBERS HAVE TO SAY

REVIEWS

Each month I can't wait for this box to arrive. There's always something useful but definitely not ordinary and never boring!

TRACY

Love, Love, Love these boxes! So fitting for my personality as well as unique. Thanks!

Kristen

Everything was great! The theme was great too. I got a good giggle :) Thank you!

LYNNAE

THE SNARK DOESN'T STOP AT THE BOX!

I'm a House of Fucking Lies!
Life. You're always chipping away at it.  This month’s theme makes me laugh. I swear on all things, I never...
Travel Go-Tos. So you can get to where you're going!
Never again will you have to say: 'I forgot WHAT at home?!' Going on a trip or a vacation is...
Ditch the plastics! Go greener with these alternate materials.
Go greener by using products that are good for you (and the Earth, too!) The environment is taking a hit...
Another one fights the dust! Becoming a clean fiend.
So, I like to clean. Well, that's not exactly the truth. What I like are the RESULTS of my cleaning...