A Monthly Subscription
for Mouthy Mofos

Subscribe to a regular
delivery of sarcasm.

SNARK & SARCASM

DELIVERED MONTHLY

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive 7-9 hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass. $90+ value per box.

YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF


HOW IT WORKS

1. CHOOSE A BOX

Pick one: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box.

2. CHOOSE A PLAN

Pay monthly or save some dough by pre-paying.

3. SIT PRETTY

Wait for your delivery. Boxes ship on the 18th of the month.

WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

CHOOSE A PLAN

*SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$19.95
  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL


*BOX* Subscription
$39.95
  • $100+ value

  • Hilarious brands


*BIG BOX* Subscription
$54.95
  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee


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Own a piece of Smartass & Sass. 

We're entering our first round of investment fundraising and the exciting news is YOU can be a part (neigh, an owner!) of our success. Join us for the journey as we ramp up for some super exciting times ahead.