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MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED

Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription box for mouthy mofos. Each Big Box comes with 8 hand-curated items—including a snarky t-shirt—saturated with pure smartassery ($125+ value per box). Handpick select items for a personalized subscription experience!

8 items including a sassy shirt

7 snarky items 

3-4 snarky items

A sassy soft-blend shirt

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A fraction of the price, a fraction of the goods, same wholehearted laughs.

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Story Of My Life Unisex T-Shirt
$24.95
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Writing Item: Love That Journey For Me Notebook - Office Supplies & Stationery
$12.95
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Writing Item: F*ckers Who Wronged Me Notepad - Office Supplies & Stationery
$9.95
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But Did You Die Blender Bottle
$15.95