BOX OF SASS.
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Custom shirts and curated boxes full of hilarious, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses.
Receive 5-8 full-size products to use while laughing your way through life.
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A subscription box for assholes.
If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the subscription for you.
SEPTEMBER'S THEME IS
NSFW
Check back here and follow us on social to see next month’s theme.
<< ORDER BEFORE AUGUST 15TH TO GET THE GOODS >>
We're all about sharing sass, supporting small biz, and getting the stuff subscribers want.
SHOP SMALL
We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.
SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM
Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).
A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS
We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.
SHOP THE SUBS
The S&S Shirt Subscription
Get a sassy, soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Shirts are available in XS-3XL.
Starts at:
$13.95/mo
+ shipping
The S&S Box Subscription
*Our current sub offering*
Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off.
Starts at:
$32.95/mo
+ shipping
The S&S Big Box Subscription
Includes the same 5-7 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a sassy, soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month. Shirts are available in XS-3XL.
Starts at:
$45.95/mo
+ shipping
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Month-to-month or 3-6 months, as low as $13.95/mo
Cheer!
Your goods ship the 16th-18th of each month!
SH*T PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Usable items created by awesome small businesses.
Each box has 5-8 products made by artists and small businesses we know you’ll love, and we regularly survey subscribers to make sure we’re sending the types of things you want. We hand-pick things like:
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Mugs
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Tote bags
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Hilarious books
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Candles
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Zippered pouches
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Notebooks
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Prints
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Keychains
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Stickers
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Socks
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Pens/Pencils
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And more
#hammertime
Our 'That's My Jam' box was a subscriber fav with items inspired by The Spice Girls, MC Hammer, Salt N Pepa and more 🙂
SASSY PRODUCTS
We have shirts, totes, office supplies, and more.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
SEIZED THE WRONG DAY TEE
HOW YOU DOIN? STICKER
CAFFEINE & CUSS WORDS TEE
BOO YOU WHORE TUMBLER
F*CKING BUCKET LIST BOOK
HALF-ASS STICKY NOTES
LIMITED EDITION BOXES
Our limited edition, one-time boxes are filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind.
These boxes ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
CAT LADY FOR LIFE BOX
I PREFER DOGS OVER PEOPLE BOX
BAMF BRIDE BOX
SAUCY CHEF BOX
PAST SUBSCRIPTION BOXES
After each month of shipping subscriptions out, we have a few boxes saved over for one-time purchase.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
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LADY BOSSES
Female Owned and Operated
Smartass & Sass was created by us—two besties who love to laugh.
Our Favorite Things
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Wedding Crashers
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Ice Cream
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Adventures
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Embarrassing Photos of Ourselves
Our Favorite Quotes
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'The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.'
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'Four for you Glen Coco! You GO Glen Coco!'
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'F*ck yeah!'
S&S Creators: Abby & Kim
We've been besties for over 25 years. We love laughing. Why not start a biz together?