A Monthly Subscription
for Mouthy Mofos
Subscribe to a regular
delivery of sarcasm.
SNARK & SARCASM
DELIVERED MONTHLY
Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive 7-9 hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass. $90+ value per box.
YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF
HOW IT WORKS
1. CHOOSE A BOX
Pick one: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box.
2. CHOOSE A PLAN
Pay monthly or save some dough by pre-paying.
3. SIT PRETTY
Wait for your delivery. Boxes ship on the 18th of the month.
WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING
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