A Monthly Subscription
for Mouthy Mofos

Subscribe to a regular
delivery of sarcasm.

SNARK & SARCASM

DELIVERED MONTHLY

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive 7-9 hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass. $90+ value per box.

YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF


HOW IT WORKS

1. CHOOSE A BOX

Pick one: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box.

2. CHOOSE A PLAN

Pay monthly or save some dough by pre-paying.

3. SIT PRETTY

Wait for your delivery. Boxes ship on the 18th of the month.

WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

I cannot get over how wonderful it was and how fast I got my box. Such a great variety of cool items!

LYN

This was my first subscription box and I have to say, it is perfect! The items are fun and original and the t-shirt are really soft and comfy.

AMELIE

Smartass & Sass is the best subscription box! Items that are useful and make me laugh! Perfect for my snarky sense of humor!

SHELLY

I love sharing all this stuff with my salon clients, it’s so much fun and brings so much joy to others. I give it mostly away to share the love all the way around.

JULIE

Absolutely love each box. Not all items are useful to me, but I get so surprise friends & family with lil gifts every so often. Keep up the great work ladies.

MARY

I Could not have been more excited about the stuff that was in this box!! I am impatiently waiting on the next one!!

ALYSE

I love this box. I use or gift everything. It's the one box that brings a little laugh every month.

ALECIA

LOVE everything about this box! The costumer service is on point fast and the best ever!

DEBBY

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CHOOSE A PLAN

*SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$19.95

  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

*BOX* Subscription
$39.95

  • $100+ value

  • Hilarious brands

*BIG BOX* Subscription
$54.95

  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

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