B/TCH IS THE NEW BLACK
We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.
Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).
We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.
Each box has 5-8 products made by artists and small businesses we know you’ll love, and we regularly survey subscribers to make sure we’re sending the types of things you want. We hand-pick things like:
Mugs
Tote bags
Hilarious books
Candles
Zippered pouches
Notebooks
Prints
Keychains
Stickers
Socks
Pens/Pencils
And more
Our 'That's My Jam' box was a subscriber fav with items inspired by The Spice Girls, MC Hammer, Salt N Pepa and more 🙂
We have shirts, totes, office supplies, and more.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
Our limited edition, one-time boxes are filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind.
These boxes ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
After each month of shipping subscriptions out, we have a few boxes saved over for one-time purchase.
These items ship in 2-3 business days.
Get FREE SHIPPING on shop orders over $75!
Use code FREESHIP at check out.
We’ll send you updates on what’s new, EXCLUSIVE promotions, and sneak peeks of upcoming themes and products.
Smartass & Sass was created by us—two besties who love to laugh.
Wedding Crashers
Ice Cream
Adventures
Embarrassing Photos of Ourselves
'The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.'
'Four for you Glen Coco! You GO Glen Coco!'
'F*ck yeah!'
We've been besties for over 25 years. We love laughing. Why not start a biz together?