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Vintage Sticker Sheet Bundle - Stickers & Decals
$19.90$12.95
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Sweet & Salty Box - Past Boxes
$44.95
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Smart & Sassy Pizza Unisex T-Shirt - Apparel
$24.95
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Get Your Sh*t Grocery List Notepad - Notebooks & Notepads
$8.95

MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass ($100+ value per box).

HOW IT WORKS

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SMALL BOX

A fraction of the price, a fraction of the goods, same wholehearted laughs.

WHERE YOU RECOGNIZE US FROM

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WHAT SASSCRIBERS HAVE TO SAY

REVIEWS

THE SNARK DOESN'T STOP AT THE BOX!

I'm a House of Fucking Lies!
Life. You're always chipping away at it.  This month’s theme makes me laugh. I swear on all things, I never...
Travel Go-Tos. So you can get to where you're going!
Never again will you have to say: 'I forgot WHAT at home?!' Going on a trip or a vacation is...
Ditch the plastics! Go greener with these alternate materials.
Go greener by using products that are good for you (and the Earth, too!) The environment is taking a hit...
Another one fights the dust! Becoming a clean fiend.
So, I like to clean. Well, that's not exactly the truth. What I like are the RESULTS of my cleaning...