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What's in the box?!

  • Sweet-scented sass (spoiler #1)

  • Cute collectible quill ⭐

  • Delectable drink ⭐

  • Clever kitchen contraption ⭐

  • Frill for your fridge*

  • Shopping sidekick*

  • Holder of things* ⭐

  • Fun-sized flair (spoiler #2) ⭐

  • & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

    * Items contain profanity.

    ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

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