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  • Collectible sassy sticky notes ⭐

  • Mischievous magnet* ⭐

  • Tote-ally bitchin’ bag ⭐

  • Reusable cleaning product* 🎨

  • Funny food storage* ⭐ 🎨

  • Motivational book or journal* 🎨

  • BONUS ITEM: Sassy spray bottle*

  • & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠*

    * Items contain profanity.

    ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

    🎨 You can choose between four different options with our Big Box subscription

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