OCTOBER'S THEME 

NO FILTER


Good heart but damn this mouth—sometimes it really causes some f*cking trouble. This month’s theme has no damn filter and is not meant for those twatwaffles who are easily offended. No snowflakes or Karen’s allowed. 

SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX 

October's first spoiler is the 2023 Effin' Birds Calendar 

from Effin' Birds!!


The highlights: 

  • Compact enough to fit perfectly on your desk.

  • A funny saying for every day.⁠

Box subscribers will be getting:

  • Pigmented utensils*

  • Trashy tootsie toppers* (second spoiler)

  • Salty bath buddy*

  • Face and makeup utensil clean-er up-ers*

  • 2023 Calendar* (first spoiler)

  • Sassy spirit stopper*

  • Paper-fingering whatnot*

  • AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!

*These items contain profanity

WHAT OUR SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

SUBSCRIBE NOW BY THE 12th OF THE MONTH

BOXES SHIP ON THE 18th!

CHOOSE A PLAN

$19.95 / month

  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL


$39.95 / month

  • $100+ value

  • Hilarious brands


$54.95 / month

  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee


BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!