This Month

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February's theme

Sweet & Salty B*tch!

Sometimes we’re sweet, but most of the time we’re salty bitches. This month is inspired by carbs and cuss words, and we have all kinds of treats in store (for you and your stomach). Who’s ready to stir the pot?⁠

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Spoiler #1

A Cookie A Day Candle

by LASTING SMILES

The highlights: 

  • 6oz candle in a glass jar
  • Aromatherapy soy blend
  • Smells like fresh-baked cookies

Spoiler #2

My Own Sugar Daddy Keychain

BY BUFFALOVELY

The highlights:

• 3.5" tall

• Vintage-style sass

• Puts potential pervs in their place

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What's in the box?!

  • Sweet-scented sass (spoiler #1)

  • Cute collectible quill ⭐

  • Delectable drink ⭐

  • Clever kitchen contraption ⭐

  • Frill for your fridge*

  • Shopping sidekick*

  • Holder of things* ⭐

  • Fun-sized flair (spoiler #2) ⭐

  • & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

    * Items contain profanity.

    ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

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