This Month

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What's in the box?!

  • Cheeky collectible marker⭐️

  • Automobile or kitchen sass, clingy edition*⁠ ⭐️

  • On-the-go sass-slinger with a one-finger salute* ⭐️

  • Cursing's sassy cash collector 

  • Ankles with attitude, broadcasting bold humor* ⭐️ ⁠🎨

  • All that glitters with a side of sass* 🎨

  • Sassy vessel for your daily brew and attitude*⁠ 🎨

  • & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

    * Items contain profanity.

    ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

    🎨 You can choose between four different options with our Big Box subscription

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