JUNE'S THEME: 

Wild and free.


Let’s tap into some pre-2020 vibes. Remember those times? Less stress, more wild and free. Or at least until 9pm or so. June is about flipping the middle finger to what’s been weighing us down and flying tits out toward the great unknown. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX 

This month's first sneak peek is this kick-ass "Stay Wild Headband" from Junk!

The highlights: 

  • Sublimated design, won't fade or peel off, white on the inside

  • Machine washable

  • Breathable, soft against the skin

  • Wicking to help pull sweat away form the skin and quickly dry⁠

    Oh, and a badass pattern, designed by S&S

Box subscribers will be getting:

  • Whore’s Bath Wipes

  • Don’t Bug Me Stuff

  • Forehead Farmers Tan Preventer (FIRST SPOILER)

  • A Cloth of Many Hats

  •  Protector of Protectors*

  • Campfire Kahlúa Container* (SECOND SPOILER)

  • Traveler’s Tableware

  • Note emphasizers*

  • AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!

*These items contain profanity

SUBSCRIBE NOW BY THE 12th OF THE MONTH

BOXES SHIP ON THE 18th!

CHOOSE A PLAN

$19.95 / month

  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

$39.95 / month

  • $100+ value

  • Hilarious brands

$54.95 / month

  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!