November's theme is:

In Your Dreams

SUBSCRIPTION ORDERS CUTOFF ON NOVEMBER 12TH 

& SHIP ON NOVEMBER 18TH!

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If it's already passed the cutoff date above, you can shoot us an email at info@smartassandsass.com to see if we have any extra shipments available :)

NOVEMBER'S THEME IS 

LIKE TOTALLY RETRO 

This month is all about treating yourself to a little R&R. Whether you like to relax by getting all zen or taking a good old-fashioned snooze, this month will help you find a little peace. November’s goodies are om-azing(sorry, couldn’t resist.) πŸ§˜πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

KEEP SCROLLING FOR SPOILERS

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SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX 

This month's sneak peek is the Calm Yo' Ass Down Candle from Fun Club!The highlights:

  • 9 oz. soy candle in a glass jar

  • Smells like lavender and silence! (official "serenity" scent is a mix of lavender, sandalwood, and orange)

  • Hand-poured in the USA

  • Relaxing as hell

Box subscribers will be getting:

  • 9 oz. soy candle* (spoiler)

  • S&S-exclusive kitchen item

  • Knit socks (one size fits most, stretchy)

  • Two bath and body products*

  • Luggage tag

  • Surprise item

  • Vinyl waterproof sticker/decal

  • Collectible pen (brand new collectible item!)

  • AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!

*These items contain some profanity ;)

  

Only a few more days to reserve your spot!

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SUBSCRIPTION ORDERS CUTOFF ON NOVEMBER 12TH 

 & SHIP ON NOVEMBER 18TH!

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S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$15.95
  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BOX* Subscription
$34.95
  • 5-7 full-size items

  • Hilarious brands

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription
$49.95
  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save