Give the Gift of Sass

Give the perfect gift to the sarcastic people in your life.

SMARTASS & SASS SUBSCRIPTION

Welcome to the subscription that says EXACTLY what everyone's thinking.  We're all about three main things:

  • SHOPPING SMALL

    We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.

  • SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM

    Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).

  • A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS

    We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.

A SUBSCRIPTION FOR SASSHOLES

If you know someone who loves to laugh, has a sarcastic sense of humor, and has the mouth of a sailor, this is the PERFECT gift.

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HOW IT WORKS

1. CLICK

Go to our subscription page—we have 3 levels of sass to choose from: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box Subscriptions.

2. CHOOSE

Pick your plan and your price! Subscribe month-to-month, or prepay for 3 or 6 months to get a discount.

3. COMPLETE

Your order with a personal message that we'll print and include in the gift.

4. CHEER!

Your sass ships on the 18th of the month! Do a little dance and share some pics when your goodies arrive.

HOW TO PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFT SUBSCRIPTION

During checkout, don't forget to include your recipient's email address and a personalized message! 


When your gift ships, we'll email your special someone with you message and the tracking number. 


NOTE: If you'd like your gift to renew, be sure to check the box at the bottom (shown here). You as the subscriber will always be notified before a renewal.

STILL HAVE QUESTIONS?

When will my gift ship?

Your gift will ship on the 16th-18th of the month.

Will the subscription automatically renew?

If you use the links on the page (or select "Gift" at checkout) your purchase will not automatically renew. If you'd like it to renew, there is a checkbox during checkout where you can opt into renewals.

Will they receive tracking information?

No—we will send tracking information to the email address you add for yourself during checkout. The gift will be a surprise to the recipient!

CHOOSE A PLAN

S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$15.95
  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BOX* Subscription
$34.95
  • 5-7 full-size items

  • Hilarious brands

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription
$49.95
  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

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SHOP THE STORE

Looking to get a gift ASAP? Visit our shop to view dozens of items that ship in 1-2 business days.

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Oh Sh/t Kit Box
$38.95
I Am A Bad/ss Box
$38.95
I Need a Nap Box
$38.95
Bite Me Box
$38.95

Have a question for the S&S team?