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Subscriptions ordering cuts off at 12:00 am ET on the 13th of the month, and subscriptions ship on the 18th of each month. 

*Please note: Shipping delays are unfortunately a real thing these days and suck a lot. All shipping time frames are estimated, and Smartass & Sass cannot guarantee a package will be received by a specific date.*

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