subscribe to smartass & sass
Starting at $54.95/month + shipping
*BIG BOX* Subscription
Includes the same 6-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, sizes XS to 4XL.
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Frequently asked questions
When do subscriptions ship?
Subscriptions ordering cuts off at 12:00 am ET on the 13th of the month, and subscriptions ship on the 18th of each month.
*Please note: Shipping delays are unfortunately a real thing these days and suck a lot. All shipping time frames are estimated, and Smartass & Sass cannot guarantee a package will be received by a specific date.*
What if I need to skip a month?
You can skip any time you want! You can manage your subscription at any time through the customer dashboard.
Are you having issues managing your subscription through the customer dashboard? Contact customer service at firstname.lastname@example.org
Can I gift this subscription?
You bet! This is a GREAT gift idea for a sassy friend.
But don't subscribe from this page; go to the gift subscription page to send a gift subscription.