2023 SMARTASS & SASS UPDATES

Smartass Customization is HERE!


Starting with the October 2023 Big Box, select items for a more personalized subscription experience. 

We are so excited!!! You spoke and we heard! So many of our subscribers have mentioned that having the ability to customize our box would be… *chef’s kiss*


All Big Box Subscriptions will now have the option to customize up to 3 select items each month!


Big Box (Customizable) 

$69.99 + free shipping

• 7 full-sized products

• 1 snarky t-shirt

• Customizable selections

• Free shipping

• $125+ value


How it works for Big Box Subscriptions:

• Customization will open each month from the 26th - 10th

• You will get to choose up to 3 items each month to fit your sassy style

• Subscriptions will still renew on the 1st and ship on the 18th


Note: current big box subscribers can save 10% on their next renewal—check your email for the code and instructions!


Want to upgrade?

Customization is only available for Big Box subscribers, so if you are an active subscriber on a different plan, now's the time to upgrade! Check your email for an exclusive coupon to get your first customizable Big Box. Here are instructions for how to upgrade to a Big Box.

New pricing + free shipping

Inflation still royally sucks ass

But rest assured we did our best to hold out as long as we could; including making some internal changes to hold the inflation beast at bay. But alas—we lost the battle. We will be raising our prices slightly on September 13, 2023. 

Why is this happening?  
Long story short—the world is a f*ckin’ shit show. The cost to ship has increased at groundbreaking levels, and the butterfly effect is that our vendors, too, have increased the cost of products. S&S believes in providing you with a quality box; decreasing the quality of our boxes has never been an option—which leaves us with a subtle price increase upon your next renewal. 

How much are we talking here? Only a couple dollars per box. 
The chart on the right might look a lot different, but that's because shipping is also FREE now (i.e. included in your price). If you want the full cost breakdown, see the FAQs below.

S&S will continue to provide you with quality products, both our own and from the vendors we love. Smartass and Sass is proud to say that since we have been in business (2016) this is only the 2nd time we have raised our prices.

We want to thank our subscribers so much for your loyalty, patience, understanding, and being the best damn group of sassholes we could ever ask for! 

Cheers to a kickass end to 2023.
Keep cussin’ with us.

Any further questions, please contact us at info@smartassandsass.com.

FAQ (I have questions)

Wait, so what is happening?  

We have a few changes coming your way! 

• Customization is now available for Big Box Subscribers starting with the October 2023 box
• Pricing has been raised a couple of dollars for all subscription types, and shipping is now free (i.e. included in the price)
• We will no longer be selling new international subscriptions

I'm a Big Box subscriber; how do I customize my box?

• Customization will open each month from the 26th - 10th

• You will get to choose up to 3 items each month to fit your sassy style

• Subscriptions will still renew on the 1st and ship on the 18th


Note: current big box subscribers can save 10% on their next renewal—check your email for the code and instructions!

I'm NOT a Big Box subscriber but I want customization! How do I upgrade?

Customization is only available for Big Box subscribers, so if you are an active subscriber on a different plan, now's the time to upgrade! Check your email for an exclusive coupon to get your first customizable Big Box. Here are instructions for how to upgrade to a Big Box.


If you are on a prepaid 3- or 6-month plan, we can give you a pro-rated refund so you can customize the October Big Box! If this is you, email us info@smartassandass.com and we'll help make it happen.


What are the pricing changes?

Want to know the full breakdown? Since shipping is now included, if you are comparing your previous charge to your new one:

• The Big Box (with customization) price increased by $7.05 per box (less for multi-month prepays)

• The Box price increased by $2.05 per box (less for multi-month prepays)

• The Small Box price increased by $4.05 per box

• The Shirt price increased by $1.05 per box (less for multi-month prepays)

What's happening for international subscribers?

We've made the tough decision to stop our international subscription service. We love our sassy international sass squad, but there are several logistical and cost  complications to shipping subscriptions over the border. We will ship all open international subscription orders, and international shipping will still be available for the shop. 

I have more questions!

We got you! Any further questions, please contact us at info@smartassandsass.com.