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*SHOP ANNOUNCEMENT*
Our shop inventory is currently moving to a new warehouse 🎉
We are slowly rolling items over: first are past boxes, then shirts, then everything else. Items will appear as they are available!

If you have any questions, you can email us at info@smartassandsass.com.
No Bad Vibes Unisex T-Shirt - ShirtsNo Bad Vibes Unisex T-Shirt - Shirts
No Bad Vibes Unisex T-Shirt

Smartass & Sass

$22.00

    Uh Huh Honey Hand Cream - Bath & BodyUh Huh Honey Hand Cream - Bath & Body
    Uh Huh Honey Hand Cream

    Wild + Wolf

    $10.00

      You Got This 13 oz. Mug (Red) - DrinkwareYou Got This 13 oz. Mug (Red) - Drinkware
      You Got This 13 oz. Mug (Red)

      Smartass & Sass

      $20.00

        Headstrong Highlighters (set of 6) - Pens & Pencils
        Headstrong Highlighters (set of 6)

        Smartass & Sass

        $6.00

          Feeling Good as H*ll Bangle - JewelryFeeling Good as H*ll Bangle - Jewelry
          Feeling Good as H*ll Bangle

          Smartass & Sass

          $29.00

            Seized the Wrong Day Pullover Hoodie - SweatshirtsSeized the Wrong Day Pullover Hoodie - Sweatshirts
            Seized the Wrong Day Pullover Hoodie

            Smartass & Sass

            $38.95

              I Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (3XL) - 3X-Large Unisex - SweatshirtsI Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (3XL) - 3X-Large Unisex - Sweatshirts
              I Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (3XL)

              Smartass & Sass

              $38.95

                I Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (XS-2XL) - SweatshirtsI Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (XS-2XL) - Sweatshirts
                I Run on Caffeine & Cuss Words Full-Zip Hoodie (XS-2XL)

                Smartass & Sass

                $38.95

                  Need More Sleep Coffee Mug - Secret ShopNeed More Sleep Coffee Mug - Secret Shop
                  Need More Sleep Coffee Mug

                  Snark City

                  $13.00

                    Underestimate Us Mug - Secret ShopUnderestimate Us Mug - Secret Shop
                    Underestimate Us Mug

                    Emily McDowell & Friends

                    $15.00

                      Hibernation Mode Box - Past BoxesHibernation Mode Box - Past Boxes
                      Hibernation Mode Box

                      Smartass & Sass

                      $38.95

                        Procrastinating Today Unisex T-Shirt - ShirtsProcrastinating Today Unisex T-Shirt - Shirts
                        Procrastinating Today Unisex T-Shirt

                        Smartass & Sass

                        $22.00

                          Chill Pill Soap (3-pack) - Bath & BodyChill Pill Soap (3-pack) - Bath & Body
                          Chill Pill Soap (3-pack)

                          Wizard at Work

                          $4.00

                            Sassy Bookmarks - DecorSassy Bookmarks - Decor
                            Sassy Bookmarks

                            Letterpress PDX

                            $4.00

                              Hibernation Mode Socks - SocksHibernation Mode Socks - Socks
                              Hibernation Mode Socks

                              Smartass & Sass

                              $12.00

                                Already Tired Tomorrow Pillow Sachet - DecorAlready Tired Tomorrow Pillow Sachet - Decor
                                Already Tired Tomorrow Pillow Sachet

                                Smartass & Sass

                                $8.00

                                  Don’t Forget Me Planter - DecorDon’t Forget Me Planter - Decor
                                  Don't Forget Me Planter

                                  Smartass & Sass

                                  $10.00

                                    Go Away Hot & Cold Eye Mask - Eye MasksGo Away Hot & Cold Eye Mask - Eye Masks
                                    Go Away Hot & Cold Eye Mask

                                    Smartass & Sass

                                    $12.00

                                      Got Out of Bed Sticker - Stickers & DecalsGot Out of Bed Sticker - Stickers & Decals
                                      Got Out of Bed Sticker

                                      Primitives By Kathy

                                      $3.00

                                        Shiitake Can Cooler - Drinkware
                                        Shiitake Can Cooler

                                        Moonlight Makers

                                        $7.00

                                          Alcohol Coasters (4-pack) - KitchenAlcohol Coasters (4-pack) - Kitchen
                                          Alcohol Coasters (4-pack)

                                          Smartass & Sass

                                          $19.99

                                            Multislacking Bic® Clic Pen - Pens & PencilsMultislacking Bic® Clic Pen - Pens & Pencils
                                            Multislacking Bic® Clic Pen

                                            Smartass & Sass

                                            $3.00

                                              Keep Calm Drink Coffee Sticky Notes - Notebooks & NotepadsKeep Calm Drink Coffee Sticky Notes - Notebooks & Notepads
                                              Keep Calm Drink Coffee Sticky Notes

                                              Smartass & Sass

                                              $3.00

                                                I’m Not Always Rude Unisex T-Shirt - ShirtsI’m Not Always Rude Unisex T-Shirt - Shirts
                                                I'm Not Always Rude Unisex T-Shirt

                                                Smartass & Sass

                                                $22.00