MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS
SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED
Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription box for mouthy mofos.Each Big Box comes with 7-9 hand-curated items—including a snarky t-shirt—saturated with pure smartassery ($150+ value per box).
APRIL'S THEME
FUCK-TASTROPHIES
Shit happens, be ready. This month, prepare for the worst while hoping for the fucking best.That’s really all that can be expected of us, right?!
What's in the box?!? (SPOILER ALERT!)
Collectible sassy sticky notes
Snarky spa headband
Perfect pouch
Sarcastic storage container
Hilarious hat
Sarcastic storage container
Fun little flask
Energizing essential oil roller
Bitchin' brush* 🎁
Sassy shirt 🎁
Items contain profanity.
🎁 Only in the Big Box
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