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Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes
Mercury is in Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Small Box - Past Boxes

Get ready to tell the planets to take a seat and embrace your inner smartass astrologer like a true badass. Brace yourself for a celestial experience that’s as absurd as Mercury chugging sports drinks. So, grab your star chart and prepare for a wild ride that’s part astrology, part comedy, and 100% “what the actual fuck?”.

This bundle includes:

  • Planetary Purple Collectible Marker by Smartass & Sass
  • Magical Week Notepad by Knock Knock
  • I'm The Problem Mercury Pin by Smartass & Sass
  • Middle Finger Suncatcher Decal by Smartass & Sass
  • Holographic Evil F*ckery Makeup Bag by Smartass & Sass

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