Nobody Likes a Shady Beach (June 2018)

These one-time boxes and shirts were sent out to our subscribers in June 2018!

All Smartass & Sass subscription boxes are full of generally hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses, and our shirts are printed locally.


Zero Chill 10 oz Insulated Tumbler w/ Straw from Smartass & Sass

2 oz Mineral Sunscreen from BEE-OCH Organics

Take Your Top Off Bottle Opener Keychain from Smartass & Sass

I Love a Good TSA Pat-Down Luggage Tag from Porter Leather


Son of a Beach Ball from Smartass & Sass

I Don’t Give a Flock 15″ x 17″ Zippered Tote from Smartass & Sass

Some of these boxes, individual items and shirts are still available in the shop!

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