A Monthly
Subscription for
Mouthy Mofos.

"DOOO IIITTT!!!"

- Me, encouraging shenanigans

Subscriptions start as low as $15.95.

SNARK & SARCASM 
DELIVERED MONTHLY

Welcome to the monthly subscription box that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). Each month you'll receive 8-9 hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass. $90+ value per box.

HOW IT WORKS

1. CHOOSE A BOX SIZE

T-shirt, box, or both!

2. PICK A PAYMENT PLAN

Get billed monthly or save some dough by pre-paying.

3. SIT PRETTY

Wait for your delivery.

CHOOSE A SUBSCRIPTION

T-Shirt Only

$15.95/mo

Box Only

$34.95/mo

Big Box

$49.99/mo

PAST BOXES STILL UP FOR GRABS!

Grab one of our past boxes still available in our Sassy Shop.

Past Subscription Boxes

$38.95

Past Special Edition Boxes

$38.95