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S&S Loyalty and Rewards Program

Stick around in the Sass Squad and earn all kinds of shit.

EARN THOSE F*CKS

Earn more F*cks (a.k.a. points) for different actions!


You can earn F*cks by:

  • 250 F*cks: Joining the FML Loyalty Program
  • 500 F*cks: Celebrating your birthday
  • 50 F*cks: Following S&S on Instagram
  • 50 F*cks: Liking S&S on Facebook
  • 50 F*cks: Sharing S&S on Facebook
  • 5 F*cks for every $1 spent: Ordering from the shop
  • 100 F*cks per month: Subscribing to Smartass & Sass*

*Box & Shirt Subscribers: 100 F*cks will be added to your account for each month you are subscribed. These will be added by Smartass & Sass after each shipment. 

Be sure to sign up with the same email address that your subscription is under! This is where we'll add all your subscription-earned points.

REFERRAL REWARDS

Now you can refer friends to buy from the shop and both get rewards! 


How it works:

  • Give them $10 off a shop order (of $30 or more)
  • Get $10 off a shop order after they make a purchase**

**Note: referrals are valid for shop orders only (does not apply to subscription purchases)

REDEEM THOSE F*CKS

Turn those F*cks into awesome rewards!


You can redeem F*cks for:

  • 1000 F*cks: $10 off a shop order
  • 1500 F*cks: Free shipping
  • 2000 F*cks: $20 off a shop order
  • 3000 F*cks: $30 off a shop order