Dear Diary, WTF?

Greetings!

No one asked for our opinions, but here they are.

How the f*ck do I use this brush?
Look good, feel good babe. Whatever that looks like for you—embody it to the fullest. For some of us, it’s...
Satisfy that starvation.
I need something salty… no, something sweet… actually, ANYTHING will do. When I get hungry, there’s about a 15 minute...
What level of sasshole are you?
You’ve been a sassy smartass your whole life. You know it; everyone around you knows it. But not all sassholes...
Keep calm, the year is over.
“Take care of yourself so you can take care of everything else you want to take care of.” Wow. As...
Conquering the craziness.
Fa la la la la, la la la F*CK. Here comes the busiest time of the year.  Facing the public...
Go hide it’s gettin’ chilly outside
We teamed up with one of our favorite small-batch coffee companies, Blackout Coffee Co, to design this month’s Bitch Brew—a...
Wine, dine, and a good time.
As the holiday season approaches, food is for sure on our minds. Charcuterie boards are the perfect finger-food snacks to...
Calm the f*ck down.
“When the stress meter is going through the roof, relaxing can seem like the hardest thing to do.” Put the...
Some quick fixes to tame that mane!
Some quick fixes to tame that mane! With a scrunchie for your accessory, it adds way more than just style...
Steps to a perfect home manicure.
The first thing you should know is that every single human has different nail textures. The oil level and growth...