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A SUBSCRIPTION FOR SASSHOLES

If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, this is the subscription for you.

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SMARTASS & SASS SUBSCRIPTION

Welcome to the subscription that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to).  We're all about three main things:

  • SHOPPING SMALL

    We focus on championing awesome products made by artists & small businesses and paying fair prices for items. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.

  • SNARK, SASS, & SARCASM

    Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (i.e. we cuss a lot).

  • A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS

    We offer custom-designed shirts, and each box includes 5-7 hand-picked items. We regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're looking for.

HOW IT WORKS

1. CLICK

Go to our subscription page—we have 3 levels of sass to choose from: Shirt-Only, Box, or Big Box Subscriptions.

2. CHOOSE

Pick your plan and your price! Subscribe month-to-month, or prepay for 3 or 6 months to get a discount.

3. CHECK

Order by the the 13th to get this month's shipment. If you order after cutoff, you can email us to see if we can bump you up to ship sooner!

4. CHEER!

Your sass ships on the 18th of the month! Do a little dance and share some pics when your goodies arrive.

YOU DESERVE TO LAUGH YOUR A** OFF

Treat yourself to a monthly surprise of hilarity that fits your personality.

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WHAT SUBSCRIBERS ARE SAYING

CHOOSE A PLAN

S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
$15.95
  • Soft-blend tee

  • Unisex sizes XS-3XL

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BOX* Subscription
$34.95
  • 5-7 full-size items

  • Hilarious brands

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription
$49.95
  • Everything in the box

  • PLUS a soft-blend tee

  • Delivered monthly

  • Prepay and save


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SHOP THE STORE

Looking to get your laughs ASAP? Visit our shop to view dozens of items that ship in 1-2 business days.

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Nap All Day Magnet
$5.00
Dam Girl Sticker
$3.00
Be Fierce Towel
$8.00

🙌 Insta sass 🙌