Curated boxes of hilarious shit.

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical assholes. We hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee.

Option 1: Subscribe to a monthly dose of sass

The classic SMARTASS & SASS BOX is available as a one-time gift or monthly subscription. Your box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.The longer you subscribe, the more you save!
Month-to-month – $34.95/mo
3 Months – $33.95/mo
6 Months – $32.95/mo
12 Months – $31.95/mo



Option 2: Buy a one-time box

Buy a one-time box for you or a funny friend. Each box is filled with 4-8 hilarious, handmade items from artists and small businesses with a specific theme in mind.


Buy a Smartass and Sass Box